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I Love to Hump My Panty Bump!

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Apr 142009

I just got finished with the funniest sissy phone sex call that I have had in a long time. I was talking to a pathetic, shrimp dicked, cum eating, cuckold bitch. If that isn’t embarrassing enough, I had to humiliate him more! It’s pretty easy, after all.

Cuckold panty boy called Me all worked up because he had been listening to his wife getting fucked by big cock. His little dicklet is so pathetic that she won’t fuck it, or even go near it any more. So, of course, I had to make him feel even more pathetic.

Among other things, I made him stand up and hump the corner of his mattress through his panties. Then, I made him get his brush to shove it up his sissy ass pussy. Then he oozed some sissy cum juice onto the brush and stuffed it in his mouth. The first thing I made him do was to keep the brush in his mouth, hump the corner of the bed and say “I’m a cum eating brush humper”. But since his mouth was full, it sounded like “mmm a mmm eee-ing buth mumpa”. HAHAHAHA! I couldn’t stop laughing. He kept saying it over and over with the brush in his mouth while humping the mattress. OMFG!

When I was able to control Myself, I finally let him shove the brush up his ass. Cucky boy went nuts. He begged Me to let him squirt, so I finally agreed that he could squirt his sissy slime into his panties as long as he slurped it all out of them. Needless to say, it didn’t take him long.

But that wasn’t enough humiliation for panty boy. His little peewee was getting hard again, so I had to really ramp up the humiliation for the little cum eater. I made him put a pillow under his little panties and start to hump the pillow with the brush still sticking out of his sissy ass.

Then it came to Me! Lol. I made him start to say “I love to hump My panty bump”. HAHAHA! Then, I made him sing it. ♫ “I love to hump My panty bump!” ♫ He sang it over and over and couldn’t wait to squirt. I finally let him ooze his cum goo all over his pillow while singing his pathetic sissy song. He ate some of the cum and I made him leave the rest on the pillow to sleep in. What a girly cum eater! Too damn funny.

Call Me, cum eater and I’ll make you a humiliated, cum eating panty boy too!

Strawberries & Cream Cum Slut

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Mar 312009

I know that you faggot sluts have to imagine that you are real men every once in a while. It’s actually pretty funny. You Femdom phone sex for cum eaters get to feeling all masculine and manly, and you decide that you are no longer cock sucking sissy faggots. I’ve seen it happen lots of times. You decide that your cum eating and cock sucking cravings will no longer haunt you and you throw out all of your girly toys and clothes. Big Mistake!

One of My cock sucking sissy sluts called Me last week. Turns out he had done exactly what I just described. But, of course, the cock sucking urges didn’t go away and when he called Me, he was desperate to suck like a sissy whore. I just love to take advantage of desperately horny sissy bitches, and this was no exception!

I made My slut get two big juicy strawberries and call Me. I have to say, I had lots of fun making him slurp those juicy strawberries. I made him tease himself with one first. He was allowed to lick and slurp, but not allowed to suck it yet. Hehe. He had to amuse Me enough first to earn that privilege.

Sissy boy sounded just like he did when I listened to him suck cock at the glory hole. He was slurping that strawberry like such a cock sucking whore! I finally let him suck the strawberry like the cock whore he is. He loved it! In fact, I know that he loves sucking cock so much that he can’t help but squirt practically right away, so I made sure to give him very specific squirting instructions. Hehe.

That’s when I made him My strawberries and cream, cum eating bitch! I told him that he was to cum all over the second strawberry and then to slurp it up like a cum starved whore. That really did it! The thought of eating his own cum off of that strawberry got him so excited that he squirted practically right away. I loved making him eat it up – just like a strawberries and cream, cum eating bitch!

Nervous New Cum Eater

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Feb 132009

I love talking to new, um… ‘guys’. Lol. Especially when they are nervous. That’s one of the reasons that NiteFlirt phone sex is sooo much fun. I love to jump right into their heads and give them a hot mind fuck. Hot for Me that is. They are always soooo surprised that I can pretty easily find exactly what their triggers and fetishes are. And, of course, use those fetishes to torment them as My cum eating sissy bitches.

So anyway, this new guy tried calling some other girl for vanilla phone sex, but couldn’t get his dicklet hard. Hahaha. So, then he called Me. Those of you who are already My devoted sissy sissy faggots KNOW I had a great time fucking with his head.

I made him My cuckold, My cock sucking fluffer, My pussy juice licking cock cleaner and My little dicked bitch. It wasn’t too hard to get him to admit that he really wanted to be My cock sucking fluffer boy. Hehe. I love getting guys to admit stuff like that.

So, I taught him how to be a good little sissy faggot cock sucker. I teased him and called him a cum eater and a pussy cleaner. I told him his dick was WAY too little for Me to fuck. And them I made him shoot his little cum load.

I got him sooo hot and sooo humiliated and turned on that as soon as he shot his cum load, he put his hand right up to his face and smeared his cum on! He was so worked up to finally eat his own cum and to be My cum eating faggot that I didn’t even have to tell him to do it. My new little faggot let his load drip down his face and slurped it right up. Hehe. It’s so much fun to make new cum addicts! Want to be My cum eating bitch too? Call Me, jizz junkie!

New Phone Sex Cum Eater

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Feb 042009

I had a brand new phone sex caller to My cum eating listing on NiteFlirt the other night. He was so funny. I get a lot of these types of calls. He fantasizes about eating big loads of cum and gets really worked up thinking about being a cum eater. These type of cum sluts swear that they are going to eat their own loads of faggot cum.

But they always have the same p0roblem – as soon as they shoot their sissy juice, they aren’t horny any more and lose their taste for cum. Lol. So, slurpy boy called My cum eating phone sex listing and begged Me to make him eat his load.

He was so funny too. It wasn’t long at all before I had his little dick hard and leaking. I made him slurp his faggot pre cum and beg Me to let him eat his own cum. Hehehe. By the time he was about to squirt, I gave him very specific instructions on how to squirt and how to eat his goo.

I told him to say over and over while he was squirting “I’m gonna eat it… I’m gonna eat it”. Hahaha. That got him so hot that he squirted a huge load of faggot cum into his palm and immediately put his hand to his mouth and licked it down! Can I make you eat your own cum? Duh!!

I Love Sissy Slurpees!!!

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Jan 232009

Hi everyone, this is the Masturbation Princess!!! I just wanted to say how much I love being Princess Jewel’s jizz-junkie, sissy fag. She makes me do the naughtiest things; like putting on Masturbation Shows for my co-workers and the guys and girls at the gym. She has me throw my legs over my head and cum in my mouth in front of everyone. She has also taught me to squirt my sissy juice in a glass and drink down my Sissy Slurpee like a naughty slut!!! My favorite new game is to cum in a glass and with the aide of an eye-dropper, baste my face with man-marinade. I am such a cream queen!!!

Sissy Slurpee – Or Eating Your Own Cum

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Jan 032009

I just got off the phone with the Masturbation Princess. What a skanky ho! Lol. This faggot just loves to put on shows. So today, we had him do an ass munching show while all the hot girls that he knows sat in the audience and watched.

I have to mention his new outfits. Hahaha! First slut boy put on a little pair of sissy panties and a camisol. Both very tiny. Then, he put on a fishnet body stocking. I got to see them both on cam. What a riot. Faggot boy told Me that these outfits were ridiculous – and he was right! What a flaming faggot slut he looked like.

So I got whore boy all ready and put him up on stage and made him start licking hairy man ass. I made sure that all the hot girls he knows saw what a faggot ass munch he is. Hehe. One by one, I had him lick the asses of a guy from the gym, some guys from work and finally I made him lick the ass of a good friend of his.

You should have heard him. He was soooo excited to lick his friend’s ass. In fact, sissy slut boy was so excited that I let him lick his friend’s cock too. I had this faggot licking ass, sucking cock, fingering ass and, of course, getting fucked by huge cock in his ass pussy!

My faggot show girl was so worked up in his homo frenzy that I just had to have the guy who was fucking him reach around and stroke off that clitty dicklet. I told My sissy bitch that his friend from the gym was going to jerk him off into a glass while his faggot ass pussy got pounded. So, I had My cock whore slurping and wiggling and sucking and fingering and before long, he started to shoot!

My cock loving bitch shot such a big load and he shot it REALLY HARD. That was fine with Me, of course, because then I got to hear him drink a huge glass full of his own cum. Like a good sissy girl, he drank his sissy slurpee right down with only a minimum of coughing and sputtering. Such a good little cock whore!

Cream Pie for My Faggot Fiesta Bitch

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Jan 032009

I spoke to My faggot fiesta boy earlier tonight. Had a great phone sex call with him – as usual! Lol. He is just such a faggot. Anything to do with cock, cum or sissification gets him hotter than anything!

He always gets so hot when I make him My cum slut, My cock sucker and My nasty girl! And, to be honest – so do I!! Tonight I had him be My cock sucking fluffer boy. I really want to watch him suck cock on cam for Me. We are going to try to work that out soon.

But for now, I made him My fluffer and My cream pie clean up bitch. I told him all about how I wanted to fuck My boyfriend tonight just so that I would have a huge load of cum dripping out of My pussy just for him. The tought of that gets Me so hot and so wet!

I really put him through his paces tonight! Fiesta boy was slurping and sucking and getting fucked in his ass pussy while he cleaned out My juicy cum filled pussy. Mmmmm. I loved every minute of it. He’s such a good girl!